And what the fuck was that note about anyway? We didn't get any gifts! What a load of crap, whoever wrote it was obviously high. ...Maybe they're trying to tell us where we can find some skunk! Like some secret code hidden into the message, you know?
((OOC: 1% on his mom and his feelings about her during his early teenage years. Boyfriends not included. 1% remaining. If anyone is willing to donate Britishisms regarding marijuana other than what I heard as 'skunk', I would be more than happy to accept!))